Southern Religious Leaders Praise Trump for Relationship with Ms. Daniels
Beulahland, NC - The Baptist Bishop of Beulahland announced today that the President of the United States was immune from sin. He stated that President Trump had asked for forgiveness at one point in his life and therefore was forgiven forever. When pressed by the attending journalists, he pointed out that the President could continue to go on sinning and having extramarital affairs and it was okay, because: "God always forgives." Likewise, the Director of Soul Box Ministries, the Right Reverend Frederick Cracker praised President Trump’s relationship with Ms. Daniels, the noted porn star. He was excited that contributions into his ministry are growing due to his tweeting. In Rev. Cracker’s last tweet he wrote, “We are excited about using the gospel to expand our white evangelical power.” When questioned about this tweet, Rev. Cracker suggested that it was okay to shame minorities for their sins, but the sins of white rich people was okay, as in the case...